Gaila išmesti sukauptas mintis. Angliškai, nes nesugebu išversti taip gerai, kad liktų pradinė keistamintė.
I can only please one person per day. Today is not
your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.
I love deadlines. I especially like the Whooshing
sound as they go flying by.
I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed
Person.
I Haven’t Lost My Mind. It’s Backed Up On Disc
Somewhere.
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away? 9/64
She Who MUST be obeyed.
I thought I wanted a career. It turns out I just
wanted a pay check.
I love my cat. My cat does not care.
Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe in
chocolate.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their
level then beat you with experience.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
Don’t worry about the world ending today. It’s already
tomorrow in Australia.
Does it scare you that you are looking for wisdom from
a T-shirt?
I started out with nothing and I still have most of it
left.
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
If it wasn’t for the last minute, nothing would get
done.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change
ready.
What am I? Fly paper for freaks?
If I save time, when do I get it back?
Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let him
sleep.
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
I may be fat, but you are ugly and I can lose weight.
I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don’t care.
Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.
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